
P.S. This is me^, with an unknown person on my back, [Whose face I got to mess with in photoshop!] in an unknown city, at a Cross Country meet for an unknown school. I plan on posting a better picture if I can get one off the yerbook drive that's suitable.
Since you're getting to know me, and I don't have time to go into my whole life story, especially since I waste all of my time pining for S&S, *Narrows eyes* the putanna, I'm going to list a few of the things I most like to talk about, or that I'm predicting i will talk about, and you can figure out based on this whether or not you want to follow me, or whatever it is you do to blogs. Ahem.
- (Ewww bullets! I know, right?) I will deffo spend a lot of time whining about S&S and Hurl. Be prepared to hear all about my little dramas, because I am just like my fellow teenagers in this way. Hopefully, I will whine in a witty manner that makes it less painful to read. I'm not afraid to laugh at myself, and own up when I know I'm being recockulous.
- I will talk about my friends. There will be the buddies: Tylum, Olam, Nath-EEN, Eeerik, and others whom I secretly lust after, and the girls: Dasani, Clufford, Aunt Ali, Caity-Sue, Mouse Face, and Uncle Casey. [Yes, the girls.] I will explain all of these codenames, and people, in further detail when they come up in pleasant conversation.
- I will rant about running. I am a track and cross country geek. Track starts in 13 days!!! If listening to me prattle on about the track team and the workouts is going to annoy you, exit immediately.
- I will plot about outfit's I'm going to wear throughout the week. I will periodically post Fashion Shows, or pictures of what I've been wearing for a fewdays, because I LOVE attention, and not enough people get to see how stylish I am.
- I will fume about my various activities that I don't know why I spend my time on, like Student Council and NHS. These bring me nothing but stress, but I do it anyway. [I like it, secretly.]
- I'm going to type for hours upon hours about foreign languages, and try to teach/show you things that you're not interested in knowing about Spanish, German, Italian, and Chinese. Even English. I like to think of myself as a cunning linguist.
- I'll try out a few short stories on you guys, maybe. Only if I get lots of positive feedback beforehand and am sure you guys won't laugh at it/steal it. Maybe some artwork too.
- Finally, you will be subjected to whatever completely unrelated, uncoherrent thought enters my mind. I will want to discuss each detail of everything with you [one sidedly, of course] and you'll have to either decipher the Annie-speak, or ignore it, because I'm not always good at conveying my thoughts with words. I need hand motions, sometimes drawings... And, I tend to leave thoughts unfinished. I have too much going on unp in here for it to make sense. I don't even know what it means. I'M TOO COMPLEX! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! *slashes wrists* I'm also never melodramatic.
So, I will end this post. Below, you will find a handy dictionary filled with the new codenames you should have learned today. [Like, three?] Maybe you guys will get me completely, and we can have a right happy time together. I'll keep writin', if you keep readin'! And commentin'!
***Dictionary of Codenames(in order of appearance):
S&S: The love interest. He's a fresh'un at my school, and we met through XC. We dated for only 3 months, and then he broke up with me for a girl he'd liked since middle school. [Come to think of that, our whole relationship was a bit middle school for my taste, maybe this is why. Maybe he's just immature.] We still talk on the phone all the time. Late at night. And it's not like I call him all the time, he makes the moves. We flirt all the time, and no matter how emotionally damaging it is to me and Hurl, I can't stop. He is the reason I am a slut. He understands me though, and I can talk to him about anything. I don't want to quit him cold turkey. *Sigh* Later.
So & Such: My 'blog'. Not to be confused with ^^^. Pretty much the best reading material EVER. You should read it, follow it, and comment it. :)
Hurl: S&S's girlfriend. The whole time we were dating, all I heard from S&S was "I hate [Hurl]! She cheated on me. I would use the "C" word to describe her, but you'd smack me. [I would.] She's stupid. She's a slut." She was still always all up on him when we were dating and I wasn't around. I was a fool, and beleived S&S when he said he loved me, and I didn't feel threatened by her whoreish-ness. "I'm pretty sure that if you wanted to be dating anybody but me, you would be. I can't stop you liking her, by getting jealous. I trust you.", said a very foolish, still happy me. [P.S. She was pissed when she found out S&S and I were talking. I felt bad and wanted to stop, but S&S said, "I like talking to you, and I'll call whoever I damn well please.". I was still guilty, but feeling a bit victorious."]
Annie: Me. Nice codename, eh? My real full name is like, nickname-proof, and this is the best my friends ever came up with. I'm a junior in high school. I'm a very fashionable, creative, slut, and I live in my own little fantasy world where you can bang teachers and fresh'uns with no ramifications. Just kidding, I get no action. I guess more on me later.
The other names aren't important yet.

Gracias, Adios!
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